1.
The smallest coffins are the heaviest.
2.
Brought roses home. Keys didn't fit.
3.
I met my soulmate. She didn't.
4.
Goodbye mission control. Thanks for tying.
5.
Voyager still transmitted, but Earth didn't.
6.
One bullet is a lifetime supply.
7.
Mom taught me how to shave.
8.
Introduced myself to mother again today.
9.
I just saw my reflection blink.
10.
Strangers. Friends .Best Friends. Lovers.
11.
An only son, a folded flag.
12.
Passengers, this isn't you captain speaking.
13.
'Just Married!' Read the shattered windshield.
14.
Siri, delete Mom from my contacts.
15.
Jumped. Then I changed my mind.
16.
He hit send, then a tree.
17.
Ever seen chalk outlines that small?
18.
Dad left; a flag came back.
19.
What's your return policy on rings?
20.
It's our fiftieth, table for one.
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