26 of The Funniest Tweets About Black Friday. Part 2

The Brits don't have Thanksgiving but they do have #blackfriday. All the thrills, none of the calories.

— Josh Gad (@joshgad) November 25, 2016

Black Friday, just Darwin at work cleaning out the bottom of the gene pool.

— kara vallow (@teenagesleuth) November 25, 2016

Me: I should put in more hours and build up my savings account

Me to me: request off for Black Friday and buy an entire new wardrobe pic.twitter.com/Die7PX98tF

— nobody (@khasablanca) November 21, 2016

Every Friday is Black Friday since the election.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 25, 2016

I don't know what your opinion on black friday is, but mine is that I would kill my entire family for a flatscreen tv

— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) November 25, 2016

Black Friday through the years:
2005: 5 AM
2010: 3 AM
2012: 12 AM
2014: 8 PM Thursday
2015: Thursday
2020: 4th of July
Merica.

— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) November 25, 2016

Black Friday deal: buy 1 hoverboard, get 100% off having friends

— Emmy Blotnick (@emmyblotnick) November 28, 2015

It's Black Friday to many of you. To me, it's unsubscribe from this email list I never knew I was on Friday.

— Sarah Colonna (@sarahcolonna) November 25, 2016

This Black Friday, I’m choosing small local businesses for my frenzied, materialistic rampage.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 25, 2016

#blackfriday special from @HillaryClinton @billclinton. Still way overpriced!!! pic.twitter.com/EnISwFJ2pt

— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) November 25, 2016

#BlackFriday sometimes gets feisty. Here's a look at brawls spotted around the world. https://t.co/dx3yyhpfgu pic.twitter.com/JcMgvcMAwl

— CNN (@CNN) November 26, 2016

Over #blackfriday pic.twitter.com/D5xg7I57sR

— lievenvos (@lievenvos) November 26, 2016

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